Church pins hopes on chocolate

See Church pins hopes on chocolate for a desperate take on getting pews warm. What annoys me is not these initiatives, asinine as they may be, but newspapers gleefully predicted the decline of the Church, as such prophesied rates, there will be negative millions attending Church nevery Sunday within the next 10 years.

Such prognostacations are a bit like the paperless office. An intriguing theory, but one that will never come to pass.