100 bizarre worship tricks

Well, something that I have been grappling with for many years but doesn't seem to be a problem for some is how to properly "do" worship. Accordingly, here is a list of 100 bizarre (to my pre-modern mind) worship "special effects" for the postmodern age... (from Jonny Baker, of course)

http://jonnybaker.blogs.com/jonnybaker/text/worshiptricks.html

And I like the fact that he has called them tricks. he knows EXACTLY what they are. More smells and bells. Postmodern Christian listgroup, here we go again...