AS YE SOW ...On the off-chance he might be reading this... Open letter to the young man waiting beside his conked-out Camira by the roadside this morning:

Young man,

(1) The bill of your baseball cap faces the front, not the back.

(2) It may seem very smart and funny to plaster your car with bumper stickers that say NO FAT CHICKS and PISS OFF. But don't be surprised if old fogies like me then can't find the time to spare to stop and help you.