DON'T PANIC!

This has become a theme for me lately as the ABC have recently begun re-braodcasting the radio serial of "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" on Sundays at 5:30am.

"It's the best advice I've heard all day," remarked Arthur Dent.

Earler I had read in the Courier-Mail about some local who went around wearing a T-Shirt that said, "Don't Panic - I'm Islamic" (perhaps like the one found here)

The following rejoinders for other faiths were attributed to Tim Blair

"Don't hurt me. I'm C of E"

"Don't light that wick - I'm Catholic" and my personal favourite...

"Stop that fighting. I'm Uniting"

Any more?