DESTROJ THE RHODESJAN APARTHEJD REGJME!! SANCTJONS NOW!! Former Australian Democrats Senate leader Natasha Stott Despoja yielded to the bourgeois patriarchal institution of marriage a fortnight ago. In one of those historic ironies, the Senatrix's new lord and master happens to be named Ian Smith -- which will no doubt endear him no end to the various skivvied beardoes who gravitate to the Chippocratic Party. It's nearly as ironic as the fact that a decade ago, John Bjelke Petersen – son of former Queensland premier Joh – married a young lady named Karyn Fletcher.