You've found Father McKenzie. But are you really looking for Eleanor Rigby?

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

DESTROJ THE RHODESJAN APARTHEJD REGJME!! SANCTJONS NOW!! Former Australian Democrats Senate leader Natasha Stott Despoja yielded to the bourgeois patriarchal institution of marriage a fortnight ago. In one of those historic ironies, the Senatrix's new lord and master happens to be named Ian Smith -- which will no doubt endear him no end to the various skivvied beardoes who gravitate to the Chippocratic Party. It's nearly as ironic as the fact that a decade ago, John Bjelke Petersen – son of former Queensland premier Joh – married a young lady named Karyn Fletcher.

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