MTV.com - News -Madonna Smooches With Britney And Christina; Justin, Coldplay Win Big At VMAs

Finally we have a rapprochement between America'a Protestants and Catholics, in the form of Southern Baptist Britney Spears and tactical Catholic Madonna, with a "right relationship" that Australia's Uniting Church would approve of! A strengthening of American catholicism and its Latin American counterpart was also sealed with a kiss between Madonna and Christina Aguleira. Theological divides will at last be healed with the ecumenical wedding of the three parties, and their co-elevation to the ministry.