You've found Father McKenzie. But are you really looking for Eleanor Rigby?

Tuesday, June 01, 2004


...ANDREW DEMACK for his recent election as Premier of Tasmania. Adopting the pseudonym "Paul Lennon" won't fool anyone who realises that it's simply a composite from the names of two of the most ideologically influential figures within the Uniting Church of Australia. Why not go all the way and have the Deputy Premier adopt the nom de plume "Vladimir Illyich Wesley" or "Augustine McCartney"? That'd really warm hearts among the average pew-warmer in the Arian [sic] Nation.

But he'll have to lose the moustache before long, in accordance with Labor Party Constitution Clause 527(1)(a)[iii] ("Facial Hair Of Red-Dog ALP Premiers, Removal Of".)

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