Now would be a good time to turn invisible...

... before an angry mob of rural monarchists and carbon-aware same-sex retired couples grab their pitchforks and burn down the handful of cinemas that will be screening Fantastic Four III:

"And I love that Australia is so sustainable- you don't get a lot of foreign influences or products. Everything seems to be made in Australia, or New Zealand or Tasmania."

- "Celeb Getaway: Jessica Alba", NineMSN (Wednesday, 12 March 2008)

Didn't a similar snub spark riots after the 1982 Brisbane Commonwealth Games?

Milton, thou should'st be running for office at this hour

Just what the hey is it with legally blind politicians and their mojo levels? Have lobbyists, staffers, interns and other political groupies all been watching Red Dragon or something?!

"Nelson defends 9 per cent poll rating"

These opinion polls must, of course, be taken with a crayon of assault. Firstly, because it is widely recognised that journalists and the media are Secular Humanists. Secondly, because in many cases, the very second the pollster asks the typical householder "Do you wish your nation to be governed by Dr Brendan -" the said householder, outraged at the very idea thereof, will hear no more, but orders the pollster off the premises, usually turning the sprinklers or the dogs on them for good measure and yelling at them never to come back.

Nonetheless, the Nelson/ Warren Truss team doesn't seem to warrant much trust, or indeed to have much electoral traction at all against the Rudd/ Gillard juggernaut. I suggest the Nats boot their soporific leader and reach back to their glory days under Joh in Queensland, the height of their power, to resurrect this legendary vote catcher. After all, "The Nelson-Muntz team" has a definite cachet unto it.