Husband of ([1 - 1] + 1 =) 1 Wife

The curious personal life of a Republican US State Governor. - Nor, nordt zadt vun.

(Who'd have guessed that the infamous "condom filled with walnuts" would turn out to be all walnuts, no condom?)

(Or predicted that two of the USA's four most prominent Arab-American politicians would independently share the very non-Arabic-sounding name "Mitchell"?)

PS: Now Marie Osmond's done the same two-step. Talk about "sealed for eternity"!