You've found Father McKenzie. But are you really looking for Eleanor Rigby?

Monday, December 17, 2007

The Authority knows if you've been bad or good

Voiceover from the trailer, on a darkened background:

" Santa Claus, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Sinterklass, Kris Kringle, Joulupukki - those were all names he gave himself. He was never the one who left the Micronaut Hornetroid in the stocking at the end of your bed between 7:43 pm on the 24th and 5:18 am on the 25th of December 1979. He was a human like ourselves - one equipped with a flying red speeder bike, true, with awesomely wicked grunt, but he breathes and farts just as we do, and Farting is only a name for what happens when someone emits flatus of no particular value primarily for the sake of expressing and relieving some pressure that's been bugging them for a long time, rather than for bringing about constructive solutions by respectful dialogue..."

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